Thursday, April 10, 2008

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Erasmus Student Charter in Helsinki

of such absurd rubbish that often comes to me by mail, emerges eventually something worth mentioning , and why not, read. The Erasmus Student Charter in Helsinki, is a good piece of rhetoric, dialectic and more contradictions. Discuss ...


October 10

Hello! How is everything there? I phenomenal. A couple of days ago I arrived in Helsinki. You would have to be here, this is amazing! Got off the plane and it was snowing. The snow is so pretty! It seems white cotton. This is beautiful, snow everywhere. Yes, here it is quite cold, but I bought a great coat. It's so warm!

I'm installed in the house of FRUD. Do you know what happened to me? On the way here appeared on the road a reindeer. What a beautiful thing! In my life I've seen most majestic animal. Like something out of a story. Coming here with the ice slipped down the trunk of the taxi. Lol! Everything is frozen, it's fun!

said that I'm home FRUD. I made a car to go every day to college., Is not it fantastic? Yesterday morning, when I to get the car to the garage, I found that it had snowed at night, and I had to remove the pile of snow with a shovel. It was so real! Doctor I was in Alaska!

This is great, I love you to be here. I send you a postcard so you can admire the landscape, which looks like something out of a Dickens tale. I think I reconciled with the world . Besos.

rewrite.

March 20

This sucks. I'm up to the hilt on this site. This is like hell but the air conditioning on all Host. Who the fuck put me here send me? I told you, Mom! Although you may seem, here the thermometer does not rise from zero. What heads fit? By the way, what about the failures? Well is not it? bastards ... here no more snow to fall all fucking day. What do I say snow?; White shit because this shit is white.

this morning after half an hour attempting to start the fucking car (it had frozen to the address), open the door and what do I find? For what's all the same fucking day: a ton of white shit. The doctor told me to let me play with the stick, which as I re-attach the back I'm going to be paralyzed. Since a month ago I sinned a slip on ice (transparent crap) and I got a vertebra of the site, I'm having an awful time.

Then, going to college, I hit a fucking reindeer. That bastard has been crossed without warning. The reindeer in my life I have seen more animal fucker ... And on top Do you think you've charged me! The bastard has gone out legs while I was in the middle of nowhere with the radiator burst. The twenty mile walk in the snow have left me fucked. Mucus are mixed with tears rolling down my cheeks as I write these lines. Do not know the desire I have to return. I'm up to the hilt of this fucking place. I have wanted to get home and take off my coat shit I've been up since October and is already beginning to stink. A hug to everyone. I love you.

PS: I'm thinking suicide.